The Ultimate KH Theory

Edit: Because, for now, I'm short on time (and am just generally being lazy), I'm pointing out here, instead of changing the file, that I was pointed toward a mistake in this deviation. The blue-haired girl, though this doesn't really change my theory, isn't wearing a hairpin. What I saw was part of her shattered helmet. Sorry about that!

Contains some spoilers for the KH2 Final Mix Secret Ending, and possibly others. You've been warned.

Well, I just thought of this one night in one of my totally random spurts of inspiration. I had spouted it off to a couple of my friends in Corpus Christi ( ~MintKitty and ~evil-betty-squirrel ), and they both thought it was great. Sarah, AKA MintKitty, suggested I make a comic of it to share it with all of you at DA, so I did. Enjoy.

Note that I'm not saying that KH is a direct duplicate of Star Wars. It's obviously not. There are just some very obvious parallels. Note also that I don't claim to be right. This is just a silly little thing I came up with.

If I am right, however, you can bet that I'm going to laugh about it.

There are a couple of other arguments not present in the comic, because of space.

1.) If the Roxas Look-Alike dies in that scene, assuming that he's already impregnated the Blue-haired girl, it will also make sense, because Sora is shown to live with his mother in the first game.

2.) If Sora and Kairi are brother and sister, it would likewise follow that Roxas and Namine have a similar relationship.

3.) This solves the yaoi/not yaoi argument. Of course, in following SW logic, Kairi should end up with Riku. But, as I said, Riku Fails as Han.

This is by no means meant to offend SoraXKairi shippers. I actually think that their relationship, if they aren't related, would work really well. I've just been pulled into SoraXRiku (and, moreso, AxelXRoxas) by the sheer number of pretty fandom involving them. See "Miyamashi Talks Yaoi" for details.